Gulper Eels

Gulper eels are not as terrifying as they look. They only live deep in the ocean where I will never go. I will never be in a situation where gulper eels are a factor.

Nostradamus

It does not matter if Nostradamus predicted the future. Even if he did, it still happened the same way as it would have without him. There are no consequences for ignoring Nostradamus.

Horse Racing

I have never been to a horse race before. This has not diminished my quality of life. I do not miss it. If I never go to a horse race, that will be OK with me. If I do go to one, it probably still won't have any effect on my life in the long run.

Monocles

I've never actually met someone wearing a monocle and I probably never will. If I had bad sight in only one eye I would just wear glasses where only one lens is corrective. Monocles do not matter

Radio

I never listen to radio. You can listen to the music you want to instead of radio and it's not like listening to the radio broadens your musical horizons because they just play the same songs over and over. Radio does not matter.

Messages in Bottles

I don't want to read anything written by someone that would put a message in a bottle and throw it in the ocean. It is basically just litter. Messages in bottles do not matter.

Jupiter

Jupiter is really far away and we won't ever go there. Plus it's basically all gas so what would we even do. Jupiter does not matter.

Kiwi

Kiwi do not matter. Kiwi can't fly and there aren't that many of them anyway. I do not care about kiwi.

Glaciers

Glaciers do not matter. I can outrun glaciers easily and they are nowhere near me anyways. I won't ever be crushed by a glacier.

Raw Milk

Raw milk does not matter. Nobody can make me drink it. Raw milk cannot hurt me.

Wolves

Wolves do not matter. Wolves have no bearing on me or my life. I can relax about wolves.