Rocks

Certain kinds of rock, and certain famous rocks might at least have some kind of significance, but the average rock is not worth my time. Rocks are nothing to write home about.

Spats

Nobody in the world wears spats except for marching bands. They cannot be purchased in most stores because there is no demand for them. Spats do not serve a purpose.

Green Bananas

Green bananas are not a problem. If a banana is too green, I will not have to wait very long for it to ripen. Worrying about green bananas is a waste of time.

Blood Sausage

Blood sausage is not worth freaking out about. If I don't want to eat it, I don't have to. In today's culture, there is virtually no chance that I will ever be socially pressured into eating blood sausage. Blood sausage does not matter.

K

If the letter K did not exist, we could still phonetically spell pretty much anything by using the letter C and revoking C's ability to sound like an S. We wouldn't even notice after a week. It would barely be an inconvenience. The letter K does not matter.

The New Star Wars Trilogy

The new Star Wars trilogy does not matter. Star Wars is just a series of movies. If I become upset because the new films are not as good as the previous trilogy, then I am making Star Wars too much of a priority in my life

Abraham Lincoln's Sexual Orientation

Abraham Lincoln's sexual orientation does not hold historical significance. His preference between men and women has no bearing on his leadership or the legacy that he left on the United States. Abraham Lincoln's sexual orientation does not matter.