Blood Sausage

Blood sausage is not worth freaking out about. If I don't want to eat it, I don't have to. In today's culture, there is virtually no chance that I will ever be socially pressured into eating blood sausage. Blood sausage does not matter.

K

If the letter K did not exist, we could still phonetically spell pretty much anything by using the letter C and revoking C's ability to sound like an S. We wouldn't even notice after a week. It would barely be an inconvenience. The letter K does not matter.

The New Star Wars Trilogy

The new Star Wars trilogy does not matter. Star Wars is just a series of movies. If I become upset because the new films are not as good as the previous trilogy, then I am making Star Wars too much of a priority in my life

Abraham Lincoln's Sexual Orientation

Abraham Lincoln's sexual orientation does not hold historical significance. His preference between men and women has no bearing on his leadership or the legacy that he left on the United States. Abraham Lincoln's sexual orientation does not matter.

Gulper Eels

Gulper eels are not as terrifying as they look. They only live deep in the ocean where I will never go. I will never be in a situation where gulper eels are a factor.

Nostradamus

It does not matter if Nostradamus predicted the future. Even if he did, it still happened the same way as it would have without him. There are no consequences for ignoring Nostradamus.

Horse Racing

I have never been to a horse race before. This has not diminished my quality of life. I do not miss it. If I never go to a horse race, that will be OK with me. If I do go to one, it probably still won't have any effect on my life in the long run.