Tuesday, 8 September 2009


Jousting is completely irrelevant in this day and age. Don't even pay attantion to it.

Tuesday, 25 August 2009

Novelty Erasers

Novelty erasers are usually very bad at erasing, and when you use them, you ruin the novelty shape. This is not really a bad thing. It is a neutral thing. The original shape usually isn't that fun, so nobody really cares.

Thursday, 3 April 2008

Newspaper Coupons

The coupons are almost never that great of a deal, and even if they are, you can almost always either print them off of your computer or get them right in the store. Skip past the coupon section because it does not matter.

Saturday, 22 March 2008


Scientists should not have had a controversy over what quasars are, because there are a million better things that they could have done with their time. Want to know how to be an irrelevant waste of space? Just bring up quasars next time you're at a party.

Saturday, 29 December 2007


Certain kinds of rock, and certain famous rocks might at least have some kind of significance, but the average rock is not worth my time. Rocks are nothing to write home about.

Friday, 14 December 2007


Nobody in the world wears spats except for marching bands. They cannot be purchased in most stores because there is no demand for them. Spats do not serve a purpose.

Thursday, 13 December 2007

Green Bananas

Green bananas are not a problem. If a banana is too green, I will not have to wait very long for it to ripen. Worrying about green bananas is a waste of time.